Violence is all the rage

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Laundry soap,

Why must you be so expensive? Jus why?!

Burn it down!

2nd time in a week period, girlfriend almost burns the apartment down. First by cooking pizza in the oven without a pan. 2nd, didn’t bother cleaning the stove from dinner the night before, then decides to cook something and it ends up burning and sets off fire alarms.

Yet I’m not allowed to freak out when we have an infant in the house. Come the fuck on! Infant today, last time we had 5 kids running around. Look at from MY point of view. Can’t cook carelessly with kids around.

Jul 9

American pie “status”

Massaged my girlfriend before I left for work like I always do. Attempted to “dry hump” each other, something we’ve never done together and she’s never done period….I use to in high school. Well, decided to do a quickly…yeah…

Both undress, I slide my cock inside her….instant premature ejaculation. Didn’t know that was even possible.

There’s my embarrassing moment for the month!

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I just want to have sex again :/

Well shit.

Two weekends ago, I woke up after my girlfriend left to work, found two condoms missing. Asked her once, she got defensive about it….today, her friend came over and somehow I got out on blast about MeetMe from a year ago. Then a subject about condoms, how there’s a wrapper in my back trunk. She was jokingly saying she’s cheating on me. Wrapper was a prank to make me think that. If I would have found it, this situation would be far worse.

So I asked her tonight about it, how I felt, now she’s hurt and heart broken..what the fuck? Hurt and expect me to be the bad guy when you willing tried to prank me make me think you’re cheating on me? Yeah okay.

I don’t understand you females at all :/

Make up your mind.

You tell me i never keep my promises…

…well it’s hard to when every time I come home from work, you tell me no to don’t touch you, you’re always spread out awkwardly or our son is screaming and you won’t get up like always.

So if you really want me to go down on you in the morning when I get home, actually let me.

#selfie #bath #son #bathselie #happy #infant #baby #handome #adorable #cute #picoftheday #morningbath #6months #6mon and future #ufc #champ!!

#selfie #bath #son #bathselie #happy #infant #baby #handome #adorable #cute #picoftheday #morningbath #6months #6mon and future #ufc #champ!!

Mood killer

What’s a good mood killer during sex?

Coughing inside your girls pussy when going down on her.

Not intentional. I’m not sick. I jus have this really tiny congestion that makes my throat randomly itch.

Jun 7
#diabetes all over it. #fatness #junkfood #donuts #doughnuts #cereal

#diabetes all over it. #fatness #junkfood #donuts #doughnuts #cereal